What What your parents don't know...

Do grades really matter?

Where's the cafeteria?

How do I get to my next class, with all the right books, in under five minutes?

Which clubs do I join?

What do you mean I have to take another language? Isn't English enough?

If I get stuffed in my locker, how long will it take someone to find me?

From cliques to class schedules, electives to extra credit, cafeteria food to combination locks, you'll find everything you need to know right here. This book has the latest scoop, the coolest quizzes, and the best advice around if you're about to take the middle school plunge.